Homage to Ambrose Bierce.

“Remain in Texas”: the policy on asylum-seekers adopted by the Democrats as a successor to President Trump’s inhumane “Remain in Mexico” policy.

“Navel Observatory”: official residence of the Vice President of the United States, whose current Occupant was charged by President Joe Biden with resolving the problem posed by the huge influx of illegal immigrants that began with his election.

“Bidenvilles”: the collection of homeless shelters, municipally-rented hotels, military barracks, tent encampments, freeway underpasses, and–potentially–cruise ships used to house the asylum-seekers bussed North by Republican governors of border states.